Short Shorts
~~ by tkbrown
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“Whoooaaaahhhhh! I can’t get there fast enough! I can’t run that fast!”
Chug-chug! Chug-chug! Kwcht! Kwcht! Kwcht!
RRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
“It was screamin’ in the night! I saw it! I heard it! buuuuttttt, I couldn’t catch it!”
“I saw it go past! It flipped my head around–it was going sooooo fasssstt! I can’t run fast enough to catch it! I just know I can’t!”
“OOOoooOOoooooohhhhhh! NNNnnnnoooooo!” echoes off the opposite canyon wall.
“Whoooaaaahhhhh! I can’t get there fast enough! I can’t run that fast!”
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by tkbrown 